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Eva And Beyoncé Are Lovers


These two will give a new meaning to the term Texas Hold'em.

Get ready for some popcorn crunching and carpet munching.

Eva and Beyoncé are supposed to share a bed in the chick flick "Tipping The Velvet". Sofia Coppola (yes, Francis Ford's daughter, duh) handpicked the Texas divas most likely because they are complete opposites: Beyonce's tall and butchy, Eva's tiny and bitchy. So it's not hard to guess who'll be the dude.

Eva says: "Yes, it's true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story."

Beyoncé: "We've had "Brokeback Mountain", so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment."

We suggest that you wait until the verdict is in on Beyonce's performance in "Dreamgirls", because thus far her acting career is null and void.

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