Britney: The Newest Nappy Headed Hoe



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Here is a huge helping of Brit Brit gossip complete with tales of her trailer trash divatude. First up is a new lip synching fiasco that went down during a club appearance in Orlando, FL.

It seems that the person in charge of keeping the CD with all of her pre-recorded vocals on it safe had a little accident and somehow the disc got severely scratched up. That has to be the official excuse as to why her performance resembled the “infamous Milli Vanilli outing” of the 90’s or better still the Ashlee Simpson SNL embarrassment.

Unfortunately for Brit her performance was riddled with technical difficulties like ill fitting mic’s, broken mic’s, skipping vocals that left her humiliated--yet again and making her much awaited comeback a bigger joke than her marriage.

Well, the “musical” comeback is questionable but her physical one is in full swing. While she still looks like a messy Bessie Brit has had the foresight to buy some platinum hair extensions in an attempt to eradicate the baldylocks scandal she caused when she shaved off all her body hair.

Judging from the pictures though is looks like she got it done at Shaniquas house, in the kitchen while drinking a 40, doing laundry and playing cards. Britney is giving us Nappy Headed Hoe all over again! Lastly there was the “plane incident” where the trailer trash diva showed her divatude and disembarked a flight right before takeoff to the dismay of the other passengers simply because the seats weren’t leather.

Here’s the scoop from News Of The World:

Britney Spears caused outrage with passengers on a packed plane after she demanded to get off the jet minutes before take off...because the seats were not leather.

The 25-year-old singer jumped up and told the stunned cabin crew she could make the four-hour flight from Los Angeles to Florida.

The captain was left with no choice but to delay the United Airlines flight 272 to Orlando on Friday for almost an hour so the cabin doors could be re-opened while Britney disembarked.

Many passengers were furious that Britney left it until shortly before take-off before deciding her seat wasn't up to scratch.

Angry passenger Tony Sanchez said: "It was quite astonishing.

"The doors had been closed for about ten minutes, everyone was strapped in and the plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up and said she had to get off. She just said 'I don't want to fly on this plane. It hasn't got leather seats.'

"I heard everything but most people were left wondering what was going on, so the captain was forced to make an apology to all the other passengers over the tannoy.

"He said a passenger wanted to get off so he had to respect their wishes. He didn't say it was Britney Spears but I guess he couldn't really. Some people were getting really annoyed because of the delay.

"Eventually the walk-on tunnel was brought back, the doors re-opened and Britney and her entourage-another girl and two men-all got off.

"Then there was a further delay because their bags had to be found and taken off too. It was quite a fiasco but she didn't seem to care about anything except getting off that plane. All the passengers were furious."

Mr Sanchez even captured the moment Britney left the plane on his video camera "It's not something you see every day," he added.

Britney, wearing a white top, blue jeans and blue shoes, was heard saying she would charter a private jet to fly her to Orlando, where last night she was due to perform the latest in a series of small come-back gigs.

Tickets for the concert, at the House of Blues club, sold out within five minutes of going on sale. Britney is trying to bounce back after a spell in rehab.

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