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David Hasselhoff Is A Fit Parent
F.I.L.F. - Father I Liked To Fart (on)
Nutrider regains custody of his two daughters.
Damn, it must have sucked living in the Hasselhoffs home way back when. Being around a pathetic drunk father and an allegedly loony mom must be taking its toll on the offspring.
A judge however feels that no matter how many messy pissy drunk videos surface on the internet of the former glorious Michael Knight — HE is a FIT parent and therefore should have shared custody of his two teenage daughters.
Remember this?
A judge with balls would have assigned the girls to a foster home until dad dries out and until mom gets “uncrazy”—but NNnnooo--- that would be in the girls best interest and we can’t have that, can we? Hopefully these girls grow up and write tell all books about their dysfunctional upbringing so that we get the full story—not that we can’t fill in the blanks on our own. In the new arrangement David will have custody of his two children on Tuesday and Thursday, with his wife getting them on Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Hopefully El Drunko won’t run out and celebrate this victory the old way.
The Puppet version:
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