Doing Bobby Brown


Inner nut fully exposed.

New Reality TV series for Mr. Bloat.

Bobby Brown is pitching a new reality show in which contestants compete for dates with him a la Flavor of Love style. The funny thing is trying to figure out who is more pathetica and down right fugly Bobby or Flava?

Well anyway, if the show gets picked up it will obviously be a hit — who wouldn’t want to see Mr. Substance Abuse in action, hamming it up for the cameras in all his drunken coked up glory? The only thing missing would be Whitney’s sky high insane self posted up in the background dancing to the remix of “Oh Hell To The Naw”.

Maybe that’s the plan for the finale? Anyhoo, here’s a random quote about the show: "Bobby believes the best way to win a man's heart is through his stomach, so he's planning to have the women cook for him while they parade around in thong bikinis." We just threw up in our mouths — Watching a drunk person eat? Gross!

Take a look back at when Bobby was oure Chocolatey Goodness and just beginning to crack and show his inner nut.

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