Fergalicious Fergie-Ferg vs. promiscuous Nelly Furtado.
The Duchess vs. The Cousin From Up North.
Watch out pop watchers - there's a storm a brewin between Fergie and Nelly F and so far it has been confined to corny lyrics, but maybe we will get a chance to see some real fake stuff - a la WWF style girl on girl action.
Rappers do it all the time, like Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent vs. every other rapper - so why not two pop music chicks?
Seriously if music industry beef was real we'd have a hell of a lot more dead rappers and r&b singers - so no it's not real bee - just some tasty beef jerky.
Here's the proof: Fergie "dissed" Nelly with this verse on "Fergalicious":
Fergalicious, so delicious
but I ain't promiscuous
and if you was suspicious
all that shit is fictitious
I'm fergalicious, so delicious
my body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
... and then Nelly hit back on Timbaland and Justin's "Give It To Me":
I'm the type of girl that'll look you dead in the eye
I'm real as they come if you don't know why I'm fly
seen you try to switch it up, but girl you ain't got to
I'm the Wonderwoman, let me go get my ropes
I'm a supermodel and mummy, si mummy
you love my ass and my abs and the video called "Promiscuous"
my style is meticulous.
...and then on Daddy Yankee's new song Fergie comes back for Nelly with:
You know what happens when I step into the place
"Fergalicious" for the ones who got a taste
but they know I ain't promiscuous
the way I shake it up in this
the ladies don't know real from the fake
you got a problem? Come and say it to my face
you got a problem? Come and say it to my face
Fergie-Ferg make it impact, I'mma put your wig back
fellas like the way I move my waist.
So both the ladies have sand in their vaginas - why? We don't know but this could turn out to be fun!