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Jessica Pulls A Britney
Is it the lips? The botox? The eye lift? What is going here exactly?
Enjoys a drunk night out.
Soooo… Maybe she's till hurting form the divorce? Get over it Jessica — Nick doesn’t love you anymore (if he ever really did) and besides — Vanessa is way prettier and much smarter than you.
That being said, the lushy brunette surfaced in Vegas wearing an almost invisible skirt and a bra as a top replete with shining headlights and some bizarre facial alterations which can't be explained just yet — all to feed that retarded little ego of hers.
The only sad thing here is that Jessica is literally too stupid to really go for it and become a total mess like Britney did. She's the type of scholar that needs written instructions to open a bottle of beer.
Can you imagine having to show someone how to become an alcoholic?
Jenna Jameson Britney Spears Jessica Simpson