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Sorry Kimora - you can't buy class...

Got an extra $24 mill burning a hole in your pocket?

Imaginary diva Kimora Simmons has put her and hubby Russell's swank OTT digs up for sale (as if anyone really wants to live as obscenely as they do). For a mere quater of a million dollars you get 35,000 square feet of pure unadulterated tackiness.

Forget about Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous - this is more like Beverly Hillbillies after winning lotto. Can you imagine the ADHD problems their children must have after being raised in such decadent chaos?

This is what living in a kalediscope must be like - peep the pictures and pop a few migrane pills afterward.



SELLERS: Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons
LOCATION: Saddle River, NJ
PRICE: $23,888,000
SIZE: 35,000 square feet, 10 bedrooms, 8 full and 3 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: This majestic palatial gated Estate is set on four lush landscaped park-like acres is the epitome of grand style living! The European Limestone Manor home features ten bedrooms, eight full and three half baths, approximately 35,000 square feet of timeless beauty, indoor and outdoor swimming pools with waterfalls, caves, Jacuzzi, cabana with bar, his and hers bathrooms, fabulous movie theater with ticket taker, popcorn machine, professional gymnasium, large wine cellar with sit down tasting area, separate catering kitchen, sophisticated security system with cameras and so much more!

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