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Coked Up Lindsay Lohan Gets DUI
From Mean Girls to Coke Queen.
Will she do jail time just like dad and Paris?
What is it with these retarded celebrities and their insistence on driving drunk? Is there a secret death wish or what? How is it that they can spend thousands on dinner and cocktails but they are either too cheap and/or too stupid to have a chauffer for the night?
Earlier this week Lindsay's dad Michael "reached out" to her and offered some pills of advice suggesting that the 20 year old embrace
sobriety and religion - and dump her friends. Dad of course is/was a substance abuser and is a former jail bird that found religion in the pen and is now an ordained pastor.
Dad said: "I think that Lindsay needs to find a place where God is paramount in her life. If that place is rehab, so be it. The people
around her are a negative influence." Great fatherly advice pops - it may be just a little too late though. It has been widely reported
that Lindsay likes her coke and drink which brings us to the latest car incident.
After hitting a curb in her Mercedes Lindsay was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and being under the influence of cocaine. Police say that Lohan was speeding when she struck a curb causing a minor accident. After being booked on suspicion of DUI she was released to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries blah, blah, blah.
During the search of the car a "usuable amount of cocaine" was found and further investigation is pending. Well, this makes the umpteenth accident for Lindsay since she got her drivers licence a few short years ago. Stay tuned because rehab and religion are on the menu for the Lindster - may she and her dad will make a movie together? You never know...
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