We Told You So

The boys are gonna go bananas for Ryan's banana.
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe call it quits.
We wrote about this marriage a while back so it feels devilishly good to have some validation. Better late than never!
A rep for the couple released a statement today that read: "We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."
Apparantely Reese is the one seeking a divorce for what is described as "cumulative reasons" and she has retained super effective celebrity lawyer Robert Kaufman to drain every last penny out of Ryan. We smell infidelity and maybe even some homosexual activity as reasons for the split. Stay tuned to this one — with any luck it's gonna get ugly.
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